• Summon The Commands
  • My god I'm 18 and I haven't done anything exciting in my life till this point. Wow I'm lame.

    clientsfromhell:

    Me: “What browser are you on?”

    Client: “Google.”

    Me: “Google Chrome?”

    Client: “No, just regular Google.”

    Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

    Client: “Google.”

    Me: “No.”

    Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

    Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

    Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

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    dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

    dontactlikewewerenothing:

    THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

    stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

    stunningpicture:

    Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

    umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

    umbreon-ite:

    Ah yes, the flute

    Pharrell on his time working at McDonald’s

    beautifrei:

offside-goal:

Omg chill

this is some airbending shit right here

    beautifrei:

    offside-goal:

    Omg chill

    this is some airbending shit right here

    surprisebitch:

    topographygo:

    i scrolled down for an explanation and there was none

    hon hon baguette

    shubbabang:

    you know that thing where you scrunch up your arms and it looks like you have only hands well this one time when i was little i kept it up for 3 days no matter where i was

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    one time i also pissed off my entire family for 3 days

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    z-co:

    one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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    asylum-art:

    Calligraphy by Tolga Girgin

    I found that post so amusing I just had to make this.

    I found that post so amusing I just had to make this.

    That was an explosive Legend of Korra.

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    giantgagofficial:

Funny pictures of the day (62 pics) Jonh’s Wheather Forecast Stone

    giantgagofficial:

    Funny pictures of the day (62 pics)
    Jonh’s Wheather Forecast Stone

    Anonymous said: Just bc you craved alcohol doesn't mean anything bad, necessarily, just like just bc you crave cake or salty chips doesn't mean you're addicted. You're going to be fine :)

    lookingglasswarfare:

    Thanks… I don’t know. I dumped the glass down the drain after writing that post. But I just… I used to be straight edge. And then I’ve been going through some hard stuff and I don’t know when or how but I feel like drinking has become a kind of therapy to me. And I know that isn’t right. It’s not how I should be. I don’t know… I guess I’m just surprised at myself for going against my own morals so easily. But thank you. 

    What has college done to you.

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